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Thursday, November 20, 2008


Barack wins but Walsh vows to stay in the game.

With the recent heroic win of president-elect Barack Obama, Fiona Walsh, disco dancer and front runner said she will vow to continue in the game. "I will. I'll stay to the bitter end. The battle may be over but the war continues and so will the game. The game of life and I like playing that game. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose but the most important thing is to participate. Whether its dice or croquet, or a simple ould game of Snap, I promise to play on playah". Referencing her recent crushing defeat in the presidential campaign, Walsh said she will now turn her attentions to running for Mayor of NYC. 'I know it's a big step down from the Prez but I think I could do a great job as Mayor. I've already said in previous blogs that I'd make all kinds of traffic changes - no turns on red lights thus practically eliminating the chances of pedestrians being knocked down. I'd also introduce toddler free flights anywhere in the world so people can fly in comfort without wailing babies to contend with. I'd instigate mandatory deodorant and sanitizer on the subways, thus virtually eliminating the chances of getting sick. I'd put cops EVERYWHERE, cos I never get tired of looking at men in uniform, muaah! And other such notions". Walsh said she harbors no resentment towards the new president. "Not at all. Secretly I'm delighted as with my busy dance schedule, I'd virtually have no time to run the country. So it all worked out in the end and anyway, Barack is originally from Tipperary did ye know that?" The Obamas could not be reached for comment but Mayor Mike is said to 'troubled' by Walsh's Mayoral ambitions.

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