Friday, March 19, 2004
Walsh traumatized.
Voice of the people electoral candidate, Fiona Walsh is said to be 'traumatized' after Courtney Cox told her to "fuck off" following a recent concert appearance in New York. "I was coming out of the jacks, minding me own business when all of a sudden from the stage, this tall blonde one with giant lips comes hurtling passed me and knocked me into the wall. I said to her "hey, watch it there milady" and she spun around, gave me the finger and told me to "fuck off". I was devastated. It's a pity too because I always liked her. I thought she was great in that movie "Scream" with Larry Flynnt. But I'm tired of pop stars beating me up. First it was Liza and now this Hole fiasco. It's too much". Walsh is turns out had also received a substantial blow on the head from falling plaster in a recent apartment renovation.
Courtney Cox is in no way associated with Courtney Love. Neither are musicians.
Voice of the people electoral candidate, Fiona Walsh is said to be 'traumatized' after Courtney Cox told her to "fuck off" following a recent concert appearance in New York. "I was coming out of the jacks, minding me own business when all of a sudden from the stage, this tall blonde one with giant lips comes hurtling passed me and knocked me into the wall. I said to her "hey, watch it there milady" and she spun around, gave me the finger and told me to "fuck off". I was devastated. It's a pity too because I always liked her. I thought she was great in that movie "Scream" with Larry Flynnt. But I'm tired of pop stars beating me up. First it was Liza and now this Hole fiasco. It's too much". Walsh is turns out had also received a substantial blow on the head from falling plaster in a recent apartment renovation.
Courtney Cox is in no way associated with Courtney Love. Neither are musicians.
Thursday, March 18, 2004
Presidential Candidate set to Patent Quote!
Following Donald "The Donald" Trumps attempt to patent his quote "You're fired" from his hit show "The Apprentice", presidential hopeful Fiona Walsh wants to patent a quote of her own! "It's true", said the demented desk jockey. "I thought it was a great idea - coining it in he is, and now patenting a phrase as well. So I've set me sights on "it's a load of arse". I love that saying and I've been heard to use it as frequently as once a week - as often as Donald says "you're fired" at any rate. I would love to bring out a line of tshirts and snazzy knickers with 'load of arse' on the butt cheek - what an ironical twist that would be eh?". At present, "it's a load of arse productions" is working on getting the patent filed with the Library of Congress.
Following Donald "The Donald" Trumps attempt to patent his quote "You're fired" from his hit show "The Apprentice", presidential hopeful Fiona Walsh wants to patent a quote of her own! "It's true", said the demented desk jockey. "I thought it was a great idea - coining it in he is, and now patenting a phrase as well. So I've set me sights on "it's a load of arse". I love that saying and I've been heard to use it as frequently as once a week - as often as Donald says "you're fired" at any rate. I would love to bring out a line of tshirts and snazzy knickers with 'load of arse' on the butt cheek - what an ironical twist that would be eh?". At present, "it's a load of arse productions" is working on getting the patent filed with the Library of Congress.
