Tuesday, January 08, 2008

It's a new dawn, its a new day, its a new life.....and I'm feeling good!
So says presidential candidate and online bingo player, Fiona Walsh. Walsh, who's throwing her hat in this years presidential election said she is 'quietly confident' about her chances. She also claimed to be quietly confident that Britney Spears will wear underwear some day and Scientology will be outed as a farce. "Oh be the hokey, I'm very excited. I think America is undergoing massive change. The winds are a-blowin', the wheels are a-turnin'. It's all modcons and neocons but I'm quietly building my troops for a massive takeover at the polls. Poked for an answer as to her recent no-show at the presidential debates, Walsh said "When I have something to say, I'll say it. I'm not giving away all my best answers ahead of time. Then the other feckers would steal my good anti war lines and hopeful economic change lines. So I'm preferring to stay mum until the last minute. Then I'll unleash a maelstrom (my new favorite word after gubernatorial) of tremendous terms and one liners that are guaranteed to get me elected. My advisors, who shall remain nameless tell me its a no-brainer." None of the presidential candidates cared to comment on Walsh's latest ranting.

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