Friday, January 06, 2006

Walsh in unsuccessful bid to adopt!
Fiona Walsh, candidate for anything and hopeful person, was said to be "distraught" after her recent bid to adopt failed. "I wanted to adopt something, anything, somebody but I was considered "unfit" by the authorities. Who are they to point fingers I'd like to know? I'm as fit as the next person. Grant it I can't bend over and touch my toes but I have a bad back. I can run for a bus if I have good bra and the right shoes on. I'm fit as a fiddle." When niggled about what in fact Walsh was hoping to adopt - she retorted, "Well I had me eye set on Angelina Jolie. I mean she's a good sport and is always adopting babies herself and I thought 'the poor thing - I bet she'd love if someone offered to adopt her'. And I know she's having problems with her poor ould daddy. So she's in need of a bit of parental help. I'm not much older than her (sniff!) but I bet I could still teach her a thing or two!" Ms. Jolie was giving the offer of adoption
"some consideration".

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