Journalingo

So says liberal prezzy candidate and intermittent do-gooder. "Look at the face of this one! Has she no clue! I mean the shiny face went out with Jocelyn Wildensteins bad plastic surgery look. Everyone is going matte now. It's so yesterday to have ultraconservative views and a shiny face. Honey get some Cornsilk and shut up while you're at it!". Ms. Coulter was said to be frantically searching for a powder puff and some decency.