Wednesday, October 08, 2003

Walsh "crushed"
Despite her name never having been mentioned in the race for CA governor, Fiona Walsh, candidate and childrens TV worker, is said to be crushed on hearing of her defeat. "I still can't believe Arnie won! I can't believe it. I won't believe it! It's a dream, a horrible nightmare that I'm going to wake up from shortly" she sobbed. Fully aware of the implications for her gubernatorial campaign and its imminent demise, we demanded to know where she would go from here. "Well I intend to remain true to my original goal of running for governor - anywhere that'll have me. So far I've only been turned down in California. That leaves 51 states to go. I think I'm still in with a fair chance.". Interrogated as to whether she would be calling Schwarzenegger to congratulate him, Walsh replied "I might give him a tinkle later on in the week, invite him over for chips and dip maybe or an hour of hard core porn -I'm sure he'll need to unwind after the long, hard struggle to the top".

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