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Friday, May 07, 2004

Walsh in bid to replace "Friends"
Publicysts for presidential candidate and erstwhile office worker, Fiona Walsh have said she is in negotiations to replace the recently deceased "Friends" with a new sitcom of her own. "Yes, it will be called The Vreality Show and will feature the best of reality TV and sitcom plots; a whipped up, best served cold mix of the worst but most popular elements on TV" said one onlooker. Walsh added "I've always wanted to make my name in telly and with Friends and Frasier gone, there's a slot open for me". Walsh continued, "I will be catering to the lowest common denominator of the public's taste. There will be bug eatin', gross shots of livers, schmaltzy goodbye scenes and multiple partner mix-ups. It'll be hilarious". Poked for further details on whether she'd managed to get a deal signed by any network, Walsh responded, "I'm inches away from having a deal. The dotted line is there, there's a pen and all I need is a willing hand to sign on it. I think America is ready for more shite on telly and if you produce it, they will watch. Walsh out!"

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