Monday, April 24, 2006
Walsh knits booties for TomKitten
Presidential candidate and spendthrift Fiona Walsh says she is taking time out of her busy schedule to knit booties for the baby of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. "Well I'm sure they don't have the time either of them to be worrying about the baby's layette. Tom is off to promote his latest film and Katie is probably screaming into a big pillow after hours of holding it during the birth. I thought it would be a nice gesture to knit a little pair of baby booties, just to give them a hand out - it's not easy having your first baby. Of course I'd know nothing about it as I'm a childless wretch but nevertheless I can empathize."
TomKat was not available for comment but many Scientologists are said to be 'touched' by the gesture.