Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Walsh suggests "new words" for Katie!
In light of the recent announcement by Katie Holmes regarding her pregnancy, Fiona Walsh, tippling temp and erstwhile presidential wannabe has proffered some new words for Ms. Holmes and Mr. Cruise to use to express their delight at the pending nuptials and birth. "For instance", spewed Walsh, "when Katie says she's 'thrilled', why not use 'elated'? Instead of 'ecstatic' substitute 'speechless with joy'? For 'amazed' put in 'satisfied' or 'quietly content'? People are getting sick of them using the same words for all their delightedness over the past few months. I'd say now that Katie needs a little sit down with a dictionary and cup of soothing camomile tea and have a perusal through the words that she can use to express delight, joy, satisfaction, thrills, spills, etc." Holmes who graduated from high school with a b in English studies was overheard saying she is 'sublimely irate' with Walsh's English insinuendos.
In light of the recent announcement by Katie Holmes regarding her pregnancy, Fiona Walsh, tippling temp and erstwhile presidential wannabe has proffered some new words for Ms. Holmes and Mr. Cruise to use to express their delight at the pending nuptials and birth. "For instance", spewed Walsh, "when Katie says she's 'thrilled', why not use 'elated'? Instead of 'ecstatic' substitute 'speechless with joy'? For 'amazed' put in 'satisfied' or 'quietly content'? People are getting sick of them using the same words for all their delightedness over the past few months. I'd say now that Katie needs a little sit down with a dictionary and cup of soothing camomile tea and have a perusal through the words that she can use to express delight, joy, satisfaction, thrills, spills, etc." Holmes who graduated from high school with a b in English studies was overheard saying she is 'sublimely irate' with Walsh's English insinuendos.
