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Cheney missed me by inches!
So says tiddly temp and timewaster and potential Cheney boss, Fiona Walsh. "I was walking along, minding my own business when I felt something whizzing by my face. What was it only ould Cheney firing off his bb gun out the window of his stretch limo. I could've been maimed for life, the ould feck!". Cheney who shot to fame as the owner of a prestigious heart attack and silent partner of George Bush is said to be "remorseful" over the attack. "I'd say he'd want to be now", retorted the indignant Walsh. "It's one thing to be shooting at defenseless Quayles; it's another thing to be shooting at defenseless Irish people because given our history, we'll fight back!".