Thursday, November 09, 2006
Undaunted by her crushing defeat at the polls on Tuesday and the realization that it will be a while before she can run for any gubernatorial election or even use the word 'gubernatorial' for a while in her blog, Fiona Walsh, jogger and blogger has declared she is tiny. "I am. Begob I'm miniscule. I hardly exist!" Walsh claims her new size is based on the fallacious report that Kirstie Alley, Jenny Craig spokesperson and former "Fat Actress" weighs 145lbs. "Over my spare tire does she weigh 145lbs. If she weight that I'm lighter than air! Now c'mon Kirstie. You know full well that your thighs alone are at least 100lbs and while its highly commendable that you lost the weight and you look great - if you are 5'8 and weigh 145lbs you'd look more like your twin Fergie (from Black Eyed Peas - see earlier blog). So quit your tricking girl! You're getting paid to lose weight - be honest! And next time call me if you're stuck for a pair of seamless panty hose!"
Alley was not available for comment as she was nuking a Jenny Craig meal at the time.