Wednesday, February 08, 2006

(artists impression of handbag)

Walsh caught speeding with "large object" in her lap.
Fiona Walsh, presidential wannabe and helpful person was seen speeding around New York with what looked like a small infant in her lap. "That's what people thought I had", said Walsh, "but in fact it was just my handbag! It's as large as a small infant and so naturally the cops were alarmed when they saw me driving around with what looked like an unprotected child. However I would never endanger my handbag in that fashion. It was tightly in my grasp the whole time and I'd actually secured the strap to the handbrake so it couldn't move in case of sudden stopping. I'm very careful with my personal belongings, unlike certain celebs I could mention".

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