Monday, September 15, 2008

Walsh involved in assassination attempt
Fiona Walsh, presidential candidate and Palin-basher was involved yesterday in an attempted death plot.
"I was! I was walking across 8th Avenue, minding my own business, thinking about delicious Olive Garden pasta (but with a keen eye on the street) when a fella on a bike came whizzing down the street the wrong way at a fair clip. He avoided me last minute, grazing my back and ending up bent over a car. Unfortunately he didn't suffer any injuries but I gave him a good tongue lashing. Due to my thick Oirish accent he probably only heard "potatoes, potatoes, potatoes. Accident? I don't think so. I know Sarah Palin would like to see me dispatched to the world beyond. I'd say it was a plot to bump me off before Nov 8th"
Speared for more information about her lack of campaign appearances of late, Walsh said " I'm busy. I have other fish to fry, I have a dental appointment and a pedicure this week for instance. But my supporters know I'm there for them when I become President".

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