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Invite to the inauguration never arrived.
Fiona Walsh, failed driver and sub aqua diver said she never got an invitation to the inauguration of Barack Obama. "I don't want to say I'm pissed because I'm from Tipperary as is Obama and we Tipp people stick together. I'm sure it was a slithery oversight by one of his temps. As a former temp myself I know how easily these things can happen, especially if you're busy playing a game of Bejewelled or Gobble with your earphones in. It can happen to the best of us. And I'd say that's what happened myself. In no way was it a deliberate attempt to not have me at the White House on Jan 20th. What I'm sad about is the fantastic buffet and open bar I'm sure will be on offer after the do with free celery sticks and carrots and Chardonnay to beat the band. I love me a crispy canape! But I'll celebrate in my own way at home and toast the mighty man of Moneygall!"

A source later claimed that Walsh was found weeping in the toilets over the apparent 'diss' and cursing and swearing about people from Moneygall.