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Walsh 'overjoyed'
Presidential wannabe and salacious TV staffer Fiona Walsh is said to be 'overjoyed' at the arrival of her new BFF in Los Angeles. "It's true" said the dark-rooted Irish lass. "I'm just tickled that Posh and Becks are coming to LA. Secretly I knew about it for months (she mentioned it when she popped over to borrow a thong sometime ago) but naturally being the discreet BDM I am, I couldn't say anything. However now that its public, I'm just so thrilled that we'll be able to hang out more often. Of course being that I'm in NYC and tied up with my electoral campaign, I know my PDF who will still be over 3,000 miles away and I will find it hard to see each other as often as we'd like but still. It's great to know she's in the same country as me - after all that's what TCLs are for no?". Walsh, who has packed on an alarming 10lbs since announcing her presidential candidacy is said to be be "not bothered" by comparisons to Mrs. Beckhams "skin and bones" look. "I'll always be the chubby friend and I'm 0kay with that! We joke about it actually! I'm like "eat something Posh" -it's a hoot!
The Beckhams could not be reached for comment.