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Tuesday, February 10, 2004

I'm going to Hell!
So says Presidential candidate, Fiona Walsh upon reading that Mel Gibson has personally condemned her. "I was born Catholic and I still occasionally say the rosary but as far as being a practicing papist - no, I'm definitely not one. I better mend my ways though. If Mel says I'm going to hell, it must be true!", choked the newly brunetted prez-wannabe.
Gibson, whose movie, "The Passion of the Christ" is stirring all kinds of trouble amongst the Jewish community for his harrowing portrayal of Jesus' death in his movie claims all non Catholics, even his own wife are doomed to everlasting hell fire. He also gives out communion at a local Catholic church in his neighborhood. "It's food for the soul" says Gibson. "Sure let him", says Walsh, "He'd make a very handsome priest if he ever decided to go that way. Wouldn't mind him hearing my confession", chortled the busty brunette.

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