Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Schwarzenegger "a bad egg".
So says Fiona Walsh, ex-gubernatorial candidate and opposition to the the Austrian One in the CA election. "I always said he was a an oul bollix and now I'm glad to see I've been proven right. Driving his bike without a license indeed! And he the Governor of California! That's pure ridiculous! He should have a bit more cop on! I hope they slap him with a big fine and a if it were up to me a public flogging. I've never forgiven the people of CA for electing him or him for being elected. He's got, as me mother would say 'roman hands and russian fingers'. Not fit, not fit I tell ya!". We tried to follow Walsh for more commentary but she was talking to herself and punching her fists in the air in a menacing manner.
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Walsh buying Simpson/Lachey property
Fiona Walsh, presidential candidate and general layabout, has said she is all set to purchase Jessica Simpson's and Nick Lachey's old home. "To be honest, I knew for a while that it was going to come on the market, I knew things weren't going too well at home and decided I'd better get me spake in while the iron was hot". Pricked for information as to how much she was prepared to pay for the house, she added, "Well I hope I'll get a decent price. I know they're dying to shake it off, being that it has bad memories for them, the pets. But I don't plan to live in it - oh no. I plan to turn it into a 24 hour celebrity-themed shopping mall where everything that Nick and Jessica touched or rubbed up against will be available for viewing and purchase. Gradually I will add on my own bits of celebrity memorabilia. I think it will be a big hit in this celebrity-obsessed times!"
Fiona Walsh, presidential candidate and general layabout, has said she is all set to purchase Jessica Simpson's and Nick Lachey's old home. "To be honest, I knew for a while that it was going to come on the market, I knew things weren't going too well at home and decided I'd better get me spake in while the iron was hot". Pricked for information as to how much she was prepared to pay for the house, she added, "Well I hope I'll get a decent price. I know they're dying to shake it off, being that it has bad memories for them, the pets. But I don't plan to live in it - oh no. I plan to turn it into a 24 hour celebrity-themed shopping mall where everything that Nick and Jessica touched or rubbed up against will be available for viewing and purchase. Gradually I will add on my own bits of celebrity memorabilia. I think it will be a big hit in this celebrity-obsessed times!"
