Journalingo

So says presidential candidate and childless wonder, Fiona Walsh. Upon hearing the recent taped admonishment to his child Ireland, Walsh was prompted to remember a similar incident. "Indeed, not so long ago, Alec and meself were out on the lash. I had a few too many tequilas and so did he and sure one thing led to another and we had a big argument about whose family was more Irish. I won of course but Baldwin wouldn't let it lie. When I got home he left a long and irate message on my machine telling me he was going to teach me a lesson and that I was nothing but a side of bacon. But sure I laughed! I got a great kick out of it. Who hasn't ever drunk dialled? I called him back the next day and he didn't even remember leaving the message, the cad! We had a good chuckle over the whole thing and since he loves animals, all was forgiven. I'd say Ireland has forgiven him as well, I'd say but don't quote me!"