Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Star Jones, hiding out!
Following the stunning announcement today that Star Jones will not be returning to The View, the devastated dieter is said to be hiding out in Fiona Walsh's apartment (Walsh is gubernatorial and presidential candidate and sometime exerciser). "Tis true. I know we have had our differences in the past but in fairness she was very upset yesterday after Barbara Walters gave her a good tongue-lashing and Al was nowhere to be seen so I invited her over for tea and hobnobs. She was so taken with my cosy little one bedroom (and now that she is skinny can fit into the miniscule bathroom) that she decided to camp out there for a few days, away from the prying eyes and sharp teeth of the paparazzi". Interrogated as to what Jones was doing in the apartment, Walsh coughed up that "She was eating a big cake when I left this morning. I told her not to answer the door to or take any calls but she insisted on trying to reach Al. She said my mascara was not the brand she was used to and Al had some back in their place that she loved. I let that one slide but told her she was on no account to touch my stash of Cadbury's Chocolate in the fridge. I also told her to not order any "On Demand" movies, as they add up at the end of the month on the cable bill. She said she'd be "quiet as a mouse". We'll see how long that lasts!!"
Following the stunning announcement today that Star Jones will not be returning to The View, the devastated dieter is said to be hiding out in Fiona Walsh's apartment (Walsh is gubernatorial and presidential candidate and sometime exerciser). "Tis true. I know we have had our differences in the past but in fairness she was very upset yesterday after Barbara Walters gave her a good tongue-lashing and Al was nowhere to be seen so I invited her over for tea and hobnobs. She was so taken with my cosy little one bedroom (and now that she is skinny can fit into the miniscule bathroom) that she decided to camp out there for a few days, away from the prying eyes and sharp teeth of the paparazzi". Interrogated as to what Jones was doing in the apartment, Walsh coughed up that "She was eating a big cake when I left this morning. I told her not to answer the door to or take any calls but she insisted on trying to reach Al. She said my mascara was not the brand she was used to and Al had some back in their place that she loved. I let that one slide but told her she was on no account to touch my stash of Cadbury's Chocolate in the fridge. I also told her to not order any "On Demand" movies, as they add up at the end of the month on the cable bill. She said she'd be "quiet as a mouse". We'll see how long that lasts!!"
