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Presidential candidate and likely lady Fiona Walsh, has said she has secretly been endorsed by none other than a relative of Barack Obama, from Moneygall. "Look, I can't say too much about it for obvious reasons, but it's a known fact that Obamas relatives came from Moneygall (up the road from where I'm from) and this "cousin" is bucking the trend by endorsing me. Yes, it is a bold move but people from Moneygall are known for their bold moves. I'm delighted nonetheless to receive his or her secretive vote of confidence". Walsh further declared "I'm sick of people pushing me for my opinions on what I intend to do about healthcare in this country. Everyone wants to know but I'm keeping it a surprise until I get into office. Suffice to say there will be lollipops for everyone when they visit the doctor - now, how do you like them apples?"