Monday, February 28, 2005
Walsh breaks her foot in 'fit of fury".
Feisty Fiona "fightin' Irish" Walsh has smashed her right foot. 'I'm just like Melanie Griffith" said the gimpy gal Friday. "Remember when Melanie showed up at the Oscars with her greasy haired arm candy, Antonia? Who knew that a week later I'd be in the self-same position! Isn't it gas?!" Pressed for details on her faulty foot, Walsh postulated, "I was looking for the lid of the toothpaste which happened to fall down between the bathtub and the sink. I was reaching down - thought I had reached the lid, my hand got stuck, I jumped up - hit my head off the bathroom cabinet and swore loudly. I was so upset with the whole scenario that I hopped my foot against the door in a rage of temper and subsequently broke my foot. Simple as that!". Walsh went on to say, "I can utterly sympathize with Mel. She and I have much in common. Except for my husband knows how to groom himself and doesn't look like someone poured a vat of oil on his head! Ha ha! Only pulling yer leg Mel. Mel and I like to joke around. Yer a shite singer Mel, ha ha!"
Ms. Griffith could not be reached for comment.
Feisty Fiona "fightin' Irish" Walsh has smashed her right foot. 'I'm just like Melanie Griffith" said the gimpy gal Friday. "Remember when Melanie showed up at the Oscars with her greasy haired arm candy, Antonia? Who knew that a week later I'd be in the self-same position! Isn't it gas?!" Pressed for details on her faulty foot, Walsh postulated, "I was looking for the lid of the toothpaste which happened to fall down between the bathtub and the sink. I was reaching down - thought I had reached the lid, my hand got stuck, I jumped up - hit my head off the bathroom cabinet and swore loudly. I was so upset with the whole scenario that I hopped my foot against the door in a rage of temper and subsequently broke my foot. Simple as that!". Walsh went on to say, "I can utterly sympathize with Mel. She and I have much in common. Except for my husband knows how to groom himself and doesn't look like someone poured a vat of oil on his head! Ha ha! Only pulling yer leg Mel. Mel and I like to joke around. Yer a shite singer Mel, ha ha!"
Ms. Griffith could not be reached for comment.
