Friday, January 09, 2004
Walsh Miffed At The Don's Diss.
Former gubernatorial candidate Fiona Walsh, has lashed out at Donald "The Donald" Trump. It seems Ms. Walsh was not included in his new reality program "The Apprentice" in which men and women compete to win the top job as president of one of Trump's companies. "I sent in three applications and some nudie pics which I thought might show a willingness to do anything for a spot and some cartoons I thought might bring some cheer to his hectic life. I even included a chamomile teabag which said "Mr. Trump, when life is full of care and you think you can't go on - sit down and have a cup of me" - me being the teabag you see? Clever I thought. Well anyway, I got ne'er a response and then I phoned Trump Tower, Trump Palace, Trump Taj Mahal, Trump Hotel, Trump Railway Station, Trump Toilets (this was a misprint in the Yellow Pages, its actually Trumph Toilets, not in fact owned by Mr. Trump, but I thought I'd give it a shot anyway). And what I have got to date, diddly squat that's what. I'm really annoyed. I believe I'm the person he needs to run his company, with my political savory and my knowledge of the intricate workings and machinations of business men everywhere (what I don't know about Arnie you could write on a postage stamp!), wailed Walsh. "I could barely watch the program last night as I kept leaping up and shaking my fists at the telly saying 'Ye're doing it wrong!'. It was very frustrating", festered Walsh. Mr. Trump refused to return our calls.
Former gubernatorial candidate Fiona Walsh, has lashed out at Donald "The Donald" Trump. It seems Ms. Walsh was not included in his new reality program "The Apprentice" in which men and women compete to win the top job as president of one of Trump's companies. "I sent in three applications and some nudie pics which I thought might show a willingness to do anything for a spot and some cartoons I thought might bring some cheer to his hectic life. I even included a chamomile teabag which said "Mr. Trump, when life is full of care and you think you can't go on - sit down and have a cup of me" - me being the teabag you see? Clever I thought. Well anyway, I got ne'er a response and then I phoned Trump Tower, Trump Palace, Trump Taj Mahal, Trump Hotel, Trump Railway Station, Trump Toilets (this was a misprint in the Yellow Pages, its actually Trumph Toilets, not in fact owned by Mr. Trump, but I thought I'd give it a shot anyway). And what I have got to date, diddly squat that's what. I'm really annoyed. I believe I'm the person he needs to run his company, with my political savory and my knowledge of the intricate workings and machinations of business men everywhere (what I don't know about Arnie you could write on a postage stamp!), wailed Walsh. "I could barely watch the program last night as I kept leaping up and shaking my fists at the telly saying 'Ye're doing it wrong!'. It was very frustrating", festered Walsh. Mr. Trump refused to return our calls.
